January 2010
77 posts
Stranger: i lookin for a quety girl
You: Well, I don't like to brag but I consider myself somewhat of a quety girl
Stranger: asl plz
Stranger: ???
You: Quety meaning half girl half boy right?
You: Just want to make sure we're on the same page here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omegle III
You: Hey
Stranger: hello
You: Would it be cool if I just borrowed you for a minute?
Stranger: sure?
You: Okay, it's nothing huge it's just that I don't currently have a body right now and I have some unfinished business
You: So if you could just say this chant
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I think I am about to go through a really bad phase where I like really stupid things.
A Scary Story
*A girl name Jennifer was in a chat room talking here is there conversation*
Stranger-Hi Jenn305-Hi..um do i kno u? Stranger-yea member i use to sit next to you in 5th grade. Jenn305-uhhhhh no i dont rember a guy sitting next to me no guys didnt sit next to me it was just girls..why am i telling you this? i dont even kno you ..your creeping me out Stranger-DON’T PLAY GAMES WITH ME I WILL BE...
hlreblank-deactivated20110812 asked: Why do you have this question box? Jw
I don’t mind failing in this world, I don’t mind failing in this world, Somebody else’s definition Isn’t going to measure my soul’s condition, I don’t mind failing in this world.
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Understand?
Sometimes it feels like nobody understands anything at all. Understanding that you don’t understand anything is a really great thing to understand. Everyone thinks everything has to be original and creative, when really, there is absolutely nothing new under the sun (Ecclesiastes 1). All you really have to do is care. The most original piece of art in history means nothing if it was created...
He Has Left Us Alone but Shafts of Light Sometimes...
@atheistanswered:
,@riceysays:
I cannot sleep at all. I have to go to church in about four hours. Things keeping me awake: 1. Sleeping until… tumblr.com/xld5lrw…
why do you ‘have’ to go to church. Matthew 6:5-7 would suggest that’s the last thing you should be doing…
Because I live with my parents. Personally, I am more into having meaningful conversations with Christian friends and counting...
I cannot sleep at all. I have to go to church in about four hours.
Things keeping me awake:
1. Sleeping until 2 PM today 2. Overwhelming happiness and excitement 3. Music video ideas
I got a girlfriend that’s better than that She has the smoke in her eyes
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is it crunchy?
Hardly (get it?)
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Terrible culture.
I just spent practically all night editing the look of my Tumblr. Nobody even looks at the actual blogs, why did I do that?
Tumblarity Isn't Gone
It’s just taking a nap while they work on it. Disappointing.
Weeding out all of the people who use this as a way to feel popular wouldn’t be a bad idea. They should find all of the people who are complaining about it and ban them.
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can i sniff ur ear?
Will you please?
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Do you know the words to the opening song of the tv show “Fresh Prince of Bel Air”?
I know some of it. Whenever I watched that show I purposely avoided the theme because I hated it. And all you people who think it’s real cool to have it memorized need to stop.
If God is love and love is real, why are the dead are dancing with the dead?
I...
Four
Robbie: What is four?
Me: Four is the number you get.
Robbie: Four is my favorite number.
Conversations like this happen in my house constantly with absolutely no thought. I am just starting to realize this, as if I've been brainwashed to never make any sense and I am now waking up to that fact. It's okay, though. I kind of like it.
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Would you wear harem pants?
Not really
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
At least twenty
how do you stop a burp?
Stabbing
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See, the thing is, I don’t actually post some of the things that wind up on my tumblr.
Man, I’m so glad Shannon is my best friend for life. Hirooooooooooooooooooooo
Please Lord, give me strength To be nobody
Now I’m out of prison
I got me a friend at last
He don’t drink, or...
– Townes Van Zandt
Really starting to suck about now.
Time to go get my wisdom teeth removed!
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Does the economy confuse you as much as it confuses me? I mean, how can things go “up” or “down” in waves like that? It blows my mind. Is it just a mental thing?
Up down spin around!!!!!
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